Nothing too wine-y today – gearing up to taste dozens of South African Sauvignons next week, but today’s a day when I should be writing and hoping that editors don’t ring up saying ‘Where’s my article on ___?’

But while I’m here, my sister has packed many jobs into her 40-something years, one of which was translating from French and Italian into England. She was always moaning about ambitious companies that would spend heaps on marketing and then blow it all by skimping on translation. I’ve just happened across a web site for a hotel that illustrates in truly surreal fashion just what she was talking about. Enjoy…